With the writer’s strike still going strong , one of our greatest American traditions is now in jeopardy. The new Fall TV season may not begin on schedule. The JBN (Jesus-centered Broadcasting Network) has reached an agreement with the writer’s guild and may be the only network to start its Fall Season in the Fall. Writers from some of the other networks most popular shows have begun work on “Christian” versions of shows that audiences have already come to know and love. Here’s a few…

FOUND:

From the creators of ABC’s LOST. In FOUND a group of 40 Christians crash land on a mysterious island and immediately set about building a church so they can properly thank God for saving their lives. Drama unfolds when it is discovered that one of the survivors may actually be atheist.

CSI: Jerusalem:

A team of good-looking young investigators attempts each week to find evidence of Jesus miracles. Of course they fail every time and invite the audience to take it on faith.

 

Look Who’s Cooking

? a new Christ-Centered Reality show, from the producers of Fear Factor. Christian practical jokes make their non-believing friends believe that a horrible accident has occurred and one of them is going up and the other is going down. Rush Limbaugh guest stars as God.

Nazareth

: Smallville hottie Tom Welling moves from the WB to JBN playing a young Jesus who must keep his miraculous powers hidden until it is time to show them to the world. Young Jesus makes friends with Mary Magdalene (Jessica Alba) and Peter (Ryan Atwood) and is constantly pursued by the spies of King Herod (Ozzy Ozborne).

JC In the OC

A new church-plant opens in Orange County and a new crop of Jesus-Centered-Youth begin hanging out in the local hot spots. These new teens wear shirts that cover their midriffs and pants that fasten just below the belly-button. This new “covered and committed” lifestyle is met with resistance from the natives but when the current OC Hunk falls for Shanna-Elizabeth from the Church group everyone learns that the C in OC stands for celibate (at least until marriage.)

Content Housewives

centers on a group of five women who quit their high paying jobs and find fulfillment in staying at home, volunteering for Vacation Bible School and raising their children.

 

I don’t need to say I’m kidding. Do I?